Stanford unhappy with new home

Yes. Good luck to you too, sir.... I've never seen a man so gracious about returning to prison.... How noble

After his surprise at being stripped of his private jets and charged, Allen Stanford showed once again, how hard he is finding it to grasp the concept of being a crime suspect. Soon we will be hearing about his complaints for the food, à la Paris Hilton.

Reuters are reporting that the Texas financier filed a complaint about the conditions of the prison cell which he shares with approximately ten other men. Speaking on his behalf, Stanford's lawyer Dick DeGuerin requested that the pre-trial detainee be transferred to another detention center which has air-conditioning facilities.

The request marks the second time that Stanford has sought to be transferred to the downtown Houston facility, after his initial request was declined.

According to Reuters, a representative of the Joe Corley detention facility where Stanford is staying said via email that he had no comment on DeGuerin's specific allegations, but said that the facility has full power and air conditioning.

Mr. Stanford sir, you are in jail - just in case you forgot. I understand that you have not yet been proven guilty, but the allegations which you are accused of are way too severe for the authorities to freely grant you your wishes.

With allegations like his Stanford can forget about getting preferential treatment, and the less he complains and whines about peripheral issues which are unrelated to his case, the better.